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04:53 pm May 15th, 2008
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I got my period today a few days before I expected it. I didn't have tampons or a pad so I shoved some toilet paper in my underwear because normally I barely bleed on the first day(but the cramps are THE worst). I am wearing tight boyshort styled undies(UNDIES, cuz I hate the word panties), so I thought the paper would stay in place.
Soon after my undie stuffing, I went to lunch with coworkers. I used the restuarant bathroom and saw that my toilet paper was missing from my underwear.
So now I have to assume the bloody toilet paper fell out of my pants leg while walking with a bunch of guys to a restaurant.
Funderful.
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Thread started by musicboxwaltz
musicboxwaltz From: [info]musicboxwaltz Date: May 15th, 2008 09:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
LOL this is sooooooooooo something that would happen to me, you've no idea.

although i havent gotten my period in well over a year.
i dont miss bleeding on everything and the cramps!
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 16th, 2008 02:55 am (UTC) (Link)
I could live without my period easily. It feels like punishment for not getting knocked up.
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Thread started by whatsername
girlaxia From: [info]girlaxia Date: May 15th, 2008 11:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
now THAT'S a story!
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 16th, 2008 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
yeah, but i just gotta pretend it didn't happen
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girlaxia From: [info]girlaxia Date: May 16th, 2008 01:52 pm (UTC) (Link)
agreed.
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Thread started by That Rustbelt Ruffian
mengus From: [info]mengus Date: May 16th, 2008 01:14 am (UTC) (Link)
Oh god, how embarrassing.
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 16th, 2008 01:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
Once, a pair of my underwear fell out of my pantsleg at work. I found them on my way back to my desk. I was the only woman working in my wing at the time.
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grlfridae From: [info]grlfridae Date: May 16th, 2008 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
that has happened to me, too.

and the tp thing...once i had it happen at a bar after kickball where i was surprised to find i'd started. i just pray nobody saw it fall out of my shorts. no one ever said a word, but yeah, i was pretty freaked out.
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Thread started by Swiper, no swiping!
weezel365 From: [info]weezel365 Date: May 16th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC) (Link)

I had to double check to see that this wasn't in B_H
I was like... Only 3 comments? What the hell?

Don't feel so bad, though. On the same kind of TMI ticket, when I had a regular 9 to 5 job? I sharted myself once. Yyyyyyeah.
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 16th, 2008 02:56 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I had to double check to see that this wasn't in B_H
Haha, were you on Alli?
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weezel365 From: [info]weezel365 Date: May 16th, 2008 05:22 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I had to double check to see that this wasn't in B_H
You mean that weight loss pill? No. That's fairly new, isn't it? This was years ago.


. . . However, I did do a crap related weight loss thing and accidentally dumped on an ex-girlfriend's bed. That's a long effed up story.
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Thread started by adam
silatix From: [info]silatix Date: May 16th, 2008 12:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
This is the worst thing I've ever read in my life.
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 16th, 2008 01:05 pm (UTC) (Link)
yer welcome
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Comment by "Eerie" Val
tourmalina From: [info]tourmalina Date: May 16th, 2008 02:54 pm (UTC) (Link)
Believe it or not, this exact same thing happened to me (except I was wearing the large granny style undies). I was in high school and it was mid-term test time. I too imagined the bloody pieces of toilet paper festooning the hallways in my wake. The worst thing is I wonder if other students saw the tissues falling out of my pants...and they said nothing to me. I still cringe at the thought.
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Comment by finkenstein
finkenstein From: [info]finkenstein Date: May 16th, 2008 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
that is balls!! I'm sure no one noticed. Maybe it just disappeared! This is what you should believe.

I have done the toilet paper thing before. I recently switched to cloth pads though, and they just feel like I'm wearing underwear so it doesn't bug me as much to wear it before I get the old dirty river.
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Thread started by Darren of the East
vagrantkid From: [info]vagrantkid Date: May 18th, 2008 03:26 am (UTC) (Link)
That is hilarious! Disgusting and hilarious!
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lizzelizzel From: [info]lizzelizzel Date: May 19th, 2008 01:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
like everday of my life, heavy on the disgusting
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vinegaria From: [info]vinegaria Date: May 18th, 2008 05:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
woah! hopefully nobody noticed, i'd feel really lost if that happened to me..
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